Quotes from Mr. Glover's movies, and some just from his own mouth. If you have one I missed, feel free to email me so I can add it to the list.

FRIDAY THE 13TH PART IV

Jimmy: He thinks that's funny. He thinks that's a funny thing he's doing. --*my favorite...I dont know why it just makes me laugh*

Jimmy: Ted. I think...I think when we get to town I should call Betty.
Ted: Jimbo, calling Betty is definitely a dead fuck thing to do. Look, first rule of love: never get rejected by the same girl twice, I mean that's useless. If you want to make a fool out of yourself, always do it with someone new.
Jimmy: I don't know anyone new.
Ted: Well, sex is a great way to meet them

Ted: Let me put this into the ol' computer.
Jimmy: Ted, I'm serious about this.
Ted: Hey, the computer don't lie.

BACK TO THE FUTURE

George McFly: Hey you, get your damn hands off her!

George McFly: Lorraine, my density has popped me to you.
Lorraine Baines: What?
George McFly: Oh, what I meant to say was...
Lorraine Baines: Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?
George McFly: Yes! Yes! I'm George, George McFly! I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.

George McFly: Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.

George McFly: Lou! Give me a milk...
[dramatic pause]
George McFly: Chocolate!

George McFly: I know what you're gonna say, son. And you're right, you're right. But Biff just happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm just no good at... confrontations.
Marty McFly: The car, Dad! I mean he wrecked it! He totaled it! I needed that car tomorrow night, Dad. Do you have any idea how important this is to me? Do you have any clue?
George McFly: I know, son. And all I can say is... I'm sorry.

RIVER'S EDGE

Layne: Why did you kill her?
Samson: She was talking shit.

Layne: The *things* I do for my *fucking* *friends*!

Layne: I'm gonna put another quarter in this machine and take over the fuckin' universe!

Layne: This is like some fuckin' movie! Friends since second grade, fuckin' like THIS
[crosses fingers]
Layne: and then one of us gets himself in potentially BIG trouble, and now we've gotta deal with it; we've got to test our loyalty against ALL odds! It's kind of... exciting. I feel like... Chuck Norris, y'know?

THE DOORS

Andy Warhol: Somebody gave me this telephone... I think it was Edie... yeah it was Edie... and she said I could talk to God with it, but uh... I don't have anything to say... so here...
[giving Jim the phone]
Andy Warhol: this is for you... now you can talk to God.

RUBIN AND ED

Rubin: I am the king of the echo people!

Rubin: My cat can eat a whole watermelon.

WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE?

Gilbert: Bobby, how's business?
Bobby: Oh, not good... nobody's dying.

NURSE BETTY

(in the mist of gunfire, and madness)
Roy: I'll get your fish

Wesley: Now, how'd you two dumb-fucks find Betty?
Ballard: I just put it all together. I knew that David, Lonnie, and Chloe were from that show. Betty thinks they're real people. Strange, but it was worth a shot.
(Roy struggles and tries to yell thru the tape. Wesley notices.)
Wesley: What do you want?
Ballard: Ignore him. Don't take that tape off. You're gonna regret it.
(Wesley comes over and rips the tape off his mouth.)
Roy: You're such a liar, Elden Ballard!
Ballard: Oh, shut up.
Roy: Liar! I'm the one that figured it out, not him!
Wesley: Shut up!
Roy: You are really smart!
Ballard: Fuck you, Roy Ostery!
Wesley: Hey, shut up!
Roy: I'm the one who watched the--
Wesley: Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up both of you or I'll kill the both of you! (to Roy) You watch the show?
Roy: Yeah, I'm the one who watched the show and he's the one who didn't cause he's a liar!
Wesley: Calm down, stop acting like a little bitch! Now, did Chloe crack?
Roy: Chloe fell completely apart! You didn't know that Chloe cracked did you--
Wesley: (cutting him off) AHHH! AHHH! What about Jasmine?
Roy: Jasmine's a lesbian.
Wesley: (pointing his gun at him) Lying motherfucker! You lie! Jasmine is NOT a lesbian!
Roy: I know what I'm talking about!

FAST SOFA

Jules (Crispin): Oh my! Princess Diana is coming.
Rick (Jake Busey): Great. Who's holding the dildo?
Jules: She's so radiant and...elegant.
Rick: What's your trip, Jules? You a fag?
Jules: If you're asking if I'm a homesexual the anwser is no.
Rick: So you're into chicks?
Jules: "Into"?
Rick: Yeah, like, LITERALLY?
Jules: (shrugs and shakes head)
Rick: Yes or no? Fess up.
Jules: .....I guess.....
Rick: You guess? What does that mean?
Jules : I dunno.
Rick: (looks at Jules) Are you a virgin?
Jules: .......
Rick: Dude! No wonder you're so strange! Not even once?
Jules: (silence)
Rick: MAN!
Jules: It's not so long.
Rick: Never is a seriously long tome, bro! Wow.......so you're telling me that you just whack? You just sit around with photos of Princess Grace just doing the full on whackage.......?
Jules: No!
Rick: ...flogging the dolphin?
Jules: NO!!
Rick: Dude, don't tell me you don't settle into the couch with some back issues of People, shining the pony, you little fierce prince of way honage!
Jules: No! I donnot do that!!
Rick: C'mon! You can't tell me you don't do that! EVERYBODY does that. It's what makes us mammals! I mean, don't sit here and tell me-
Jules: OKAY!!!
Rick: "Okay" what?
Jules: That I've never done that thing. That thing with the dolphins and the...and the ponies.

LIKE MIKE

Frank Bernard: Mr. Bittleman?
[Bittleman jumps, sending his chess game flying]
Frank Bernard: Playing checkers, I see.
Stan Bittleman: [disappointed] I was about to win.

WILLARD

Willard: Yes. Look at the rats...

Willard: They'll do anything I tell them.
Frank Martin: Then tell them to get the fuck out of here!

Willard: [to socrates] I hate everyone but you. Lets go to bed.

Willard: Tear it, tear it, tear it up!

SIMPLY CRISPIN

"Stupidity and conformity is the scariest thing. The lack of knowledge people possess making them not understand how they are conforming always makes me the most uncomfortable"

"A geek by definition is somebody who eats live animals. I’ve never eaten live animals."