FAN QUESTIONS

OK, it seems to me that portions of the media have this misguided assumption that Crispin Glover is some crazy werido who goes around attempting to kick people in the head and painting his house black (possible to match an "eyeball" collection?). Well folks, seeing as how the exagarated aforementioned events these entertainment gurus choose to focus on make up less than .001% of his enitre life, I think some new material is in order. I’m not the only one who thinks this way. In response to all of the completely identical discussions pertaining to Mr. Glover (think Mcfly, Letterman, that damn gynocolgist chair, and the misguided label of "weirdo") I decided to ask fans what THEY’D like to know about Crispin. If they were given the chance to interview. Not all the questions are serious, but nevertheless they’re all from people who have some awareness of Crispin’s work. These arent going to be answered, they’re simply up for fun. If you have a good question send it in. By the way, I’m not saying that theres a complete void of intellgent interviews, or articles, I’ve seen quite a few. But there's just too many of the other kind for me not to put this section up. :)

FAN QUESTIONS
1.) In past interviews you've said that one of the reasons that you enjoy watching old movies is because they come from a culture and a value system that doesn't exist anymore, and that if you encounter something in them that you find morally disagreeable that you can say to yourself that was what people thought back then, but that culture doesn't exist anymore. however, when you watch a movie made in modern times you can't reassure yourself that way because it comes from a culture that exists right now and is all around you. what kind of things in particular do you find so disagreeable in modern movies?

2.) Boxers or Briefs!?

3.) Are you really a "Thin Man" or could you actually cause some damage if you got into a fight?

4.) Did you have a tramatic potato bug experience that made you not like them, or you just dont like them for no reason?

5.) What's your favorite type of music?

6.) Can you dance? If so, what's your style? And would you ever be in a movie musical (or a movie that has a musical dream sequence, whatever) that required you to seriously dance and sing?

7.) Can I call you Clark?

8.) What advice would you give to struggling actors/actresses?

9.) What are a few of your favorite bands/what sort of music do you listen to?

10.) How did he act in school, favorite pass times, influences, his philosophy on life, what religion, general advice, what instruments does he play.... (hehe what a loaded question! interesting though!)

MY INQUIRIES

1.) You often speak of conformity and how its engulfed the general population. What do you think are some situations people are often hesitant to think for themselves on, and rather opt to take the popular opinion as their own?

2.) What kind of attributes of a person do you find admirable?

3.) What was your favorite book as a child?

4.) What were you like as a child?

5.) In some of your work, you confront people with images and ideas society as trained them to be uncomfortable with. Are you yourself comfortable with these topics?

6.) If people had never been told it was politically incorrect to label Nazi Germany interesting, or that you cant use Down Snydrome persons in a film thats not about mental disabilites do you think they’Äôd still have objections to it, or think it was strange?

7.) Are you an open person?

8.) If you had a pet rat, what would you name it?

9.) Can I call you Clark?